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It’s been a while that I posted crew jokes, so here comes a fresh batch:
Why was the dolly invented?
To teach grips how to walk upright.
Why don’t DP’s smoke?
Because it takes them 6 hours to light it.
How many DP’s does it take to change a light bulb?
One, they just hold up the bulb and the world revolves around them.
How many Sound Recordist’s does it take to change a light bulb?
One, as long as he doesn’t have to stand up.
How many Account Executives does it take to change a light bulb?
“What do you think?”
How many Art Directors does it take to change a light bulb?
“Does it have to be a light bulb?”
How many writers does it take to change a light bulb?
“I’m not changing a damn thing!”
How many Producers does it take to change a light bulb?
“A light bulb is not in the budget!”
How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?
“Four; you got a problem with that?”
How can you tell when a producer is lying?
His lips move.
What does an AD use for birth control?
His personality.
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