Tuesday, November 28th, 2006 | Author: Martin
I just love this one!
This is a special calendar for handling Hollywood production work. But it can easily be alterated for use on productions around the globe.
- All rush shots are wanted yesterday. With this calendar a shot can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.
- Most shots are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.
- A handy “Judgement Day” has been added right after the three Fridays, as an extra incentive to assure the work WILL be deliverd THAT Friday.
- There are five new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs and added shots.
- There is no 1st of the month – thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month’s last-minute panic shots.
- Monday morning hangovers are abolished all together with the removal of non-productive Saturdays and Sundays.
- A new day – Negotiation Day – has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.
- We encourage all producers to move payday to Monday.
Category: Humor




